Creative Display

This article recently appeared in the St. Paul Pioneer Press, I thought it humorous:

Tainted: To the individuals who displayed their creativity by placing St. Paul Water Utility marker flags all over my vehicle that was parked in MY driveway early morning on Aug. 4. You caused major damage to my vehicle in your clever display! Maybe it is time for you to show your creativity in a more productive way. My advice to you is to go back to school, get a job, volunteer or maybe just get a life, but please do not use my property to display your creativity.