arrival

so. i have arrived at my final destination. i found my room. (which, by the way, i will refer to from here on out as a choo, like jimmie choos) i lost my key. the first night. i desperately need my gorilla (my fifty pound foot locker that i sent ahead of time) and i can barely turn around in the showers. o, the advantages of height. but god is good. all the time. i have arrived safely and in one piece. i am anxious to see how things continue from here on out. i may conduct an experiment in which i run everywhere instead of walk. i have a very large blister on my heel that requires some tlc first, but i will make it. i bought a holster for my gun. its imprinted leather. i think its nice. i got a good price after i bartered with the gentleman at the concessionaire stand. i am so tired and exhausted i have no more profound thoughts left for the day. i do believe this is the worst post i have ever written.